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  1. 5.1 Frozen wheat berries are a microwave-friendly substitute for rice.
  2. 5.2 Coalition isn’t just people-to-people. But don’t overreach (e.g.: Big Ben, the Gulf Stream, you). Start by coalitioning with garbage.
  3. 5.3 Wrest power from suds. When they’ve not gotten off after a rinse of reasonable vigor and duration, towel dry and go about your business.
  4. 5.4 Regard the full bladder as an internal massage tool. Fish just have an air bladder.