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  1. 11.1 Spinach. Packed with iron. Packed with stuff that blocks absorption of iron. Grow up, spinach.
  2. 11.2 If you regularly must touch or depress something for n seconds, reserve those seconds for pique. It adds up.
  3. 11.3 Put off buying new names for the 3" between your ankle and shin by adding silent letters to previously purchased names, e.g., Tim -> Timn.
  4. 11.4 Yield right-of-way to dancers in a boarded-up factory.