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<-- beagleton
Topple it? No NO!
YOU do it! You DO!
Do TOO! Every-
one does have num-
eric entry codes
for access to
where special
toppling shims
are! 
--k

schist shist slate
schist slate slate
gniess 

gosh

gniess

late changes:
ten o'clock ->
  ten OSHA
pneumonia ->
  bad monster
All join handsr ->
 all exchange hair
85 -> aetherfox
--k

I noticed that 
too. My guess:
the powerful 
effect of the 
raised fist 
without being
anything so crude
as a raised fist.
--Dan

Note the hands of
the "LET US IN"
recount protesters
in Miami/Dade.  
Fists with index 
finger extended.
It's odd. --ema

sieve safety chad
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Look at the Secret 
Admiral dot all 
sneaking up on P 
and if you say  .
Look out P       P
it'll work it so
you're the bad guy
and still get P 
later so %#}$> it.
--housefoot

A kickbox across
America through
corn and wheat
small street big
boulevard vacant
lot Sunday brunch
al fresco punch
kick punch kick
kickkickickpunch
--k

Funny scene in a
Barthelme book,
forget which. A
protest outside a
philosophy dept.
Funny signs. One
says COGITO ERGO
MY ASS.

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DUO STYMIES MAGI
--de Sackville

poll abuse


aaaaaaa
ooooooo
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Squad 51 Squad 51,
boy on go-cart
wrapped in damp
high-voltage
cables, 216 Elm
Street, respond
--Rory Russell

Subject:  
Long time no see!!
Sender:
tiffy98H8rK431Az7
@mail.www.yu
--j.t.kohl

Pomeranian to
you sir.

      Pomeranian
      today and
      every day.

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--k

hey, I need 3
solid tips on 
swimming the crawl
stroke...like
yesterday. --d

Nan smells good
like a burnt pan-
cake. Worth smell-
ing before eating.
Then taste and
give a little nod
like it's wine:
Very nice, yes. We
approve this nan.
--Flox K.

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--llizard (aka ejm)

Phage RockSteady
wah pedal $35.
Liquid Metal
Mnstr Fuzz $50.
'87 vntg reissue
of '54 Strat
$490. Many other
effects pedals.
eloyy@yahoo.com

at times I think
oh no what if it
is a pose but then
i see them here
and there, typos,
and by them know
the kids at uber
.nu really are
devil-may-care
--Flox

Think yas bad with
ya bigass bounce
But up on 81
Gotsmokedlikaounce
Sqairz aint a game
For boyz cantcount
Takeya phakerubbah
An get the F out.
Stonecol cubin'.
--2Sqair&Cube Rock

Cubin' ona cornah
49th St Sqair
7 bridz 7 brothas
7 40s to share
Phat red rubbaball
4sqairz chawkd out
Needen 1 mo playah
Col callin you out
WhosaSqairzPlayah?
--Boyz-4-Sqairz

choppin up peppers
yeah choppin them
up but yuh better
watch out cuz if
you touch your
bum then OOOH!
Ainsley Harriet
sang it 7/4/00
--de Sackville

itsawkwardwhenyoua
reshootingaroundwi
thastrangerandhege
tsallembarassedand
makesanexcuseevery
timeheshootsanairb
allandheshootsquit
afewairballsmister
--Dan McAddam

smelt          run
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f                s
favorite  sweatere
--Clipeclash

PlayDates are fun.
I like the way you
do that, Miss, you
& me, we Greyhound
20thCentury. We're
fiends.  Though it
may have been won-
derful once to've
been on EarthTime.
--Jerod of Tarrytown

Carter Carter
Carter in a 
Cart cart cart
Jimmy Carter
Carter carter
with a Carp
Carp carp

I don't get the 
left side of 
Clipeclash's smelt
run thing.  Cheese?
chef? obscurantism?
why such obscur-
antism Clipeclash?
or am I just dense
like fine lead.
 --ford

This is not a
square. I should
know. How is 18x9
a square? Square
is fair, not
multi-layer. Stop
the beaglton.com
shape rip-off. 9x9
all the time...
--Al Gore