So NAFTA...I've been thinking...and I think Cardamum should take my place for the Caroline's gig.

What do you mean?

I mean it should be you and Cardamum. You two should do the show.

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm serious. It works better with Cardamum. You guys killed when you ran through it yesterday.

Those were friends. They have to laugh.

Yeah, but let's face it, he's got stage presence. People laugh just looking at him. With me...well I'm just too small. Half the audience can barely see me. And if they can, it's no big thrill because I've got a cat face. It's not expressive. It's naturalistic. Cardamum has the big, goofy, cartoony rabbit face. So I think I should just help with the writing, and you and Cardamum can do the act.

Well I strongly disagree. Yes, Cardamum has the body, but you've got the voice. If Cardamum is going to replace anyone it should be me with my Mr. Roboto voice.

Don't be coy. We both know your voice is funny.

We think so, but for a lot of people... it makes them nervous.

So where does that leave us?

How about this. We've never done a show with a real audience where the two of us are interacting the way we are in the new material. You haven't said anything to Cardamum have you?


Good. So let's do this one show together, see how it goes, and we'll decide what to do afterwards.

Okay then.

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