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So NAFTA…I've been thinking…I think Cardamum should take my place for the Caroline's gig.
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What do you mean?
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I mean it should be you and Cardamum. You should do the show.
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What are you talking about? Why? That's crazy. Why don't you want to do it?
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It's not that I don't want to do it. I just think it works better with Cardamum. You guys killed when you ran through it yesterday.
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Those were friends. They have to laugh.
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Yeah, but let's face it, he's got stage presence. People laugh just looking at him. With me...well I'm just too small. Half the audience can barely see me. I'm a spec. And if they can it's no big thrill because I've got a cat face. It's not expressive. It's naturalistic. Cardamum has the big, goofy, cartoony rabbit face. So I think I should just do the writing, or some of it, and you and Cardamum can do the act.
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Well I strongly disagree. It's true, Cardamum has the body, but you've got the voice. If Cardamum is going to replace anyone it should be me with my Mr. Roboto voice.
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Don't be coy. We both know your voice is funny.
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We think so, but a lot of people don't. It makes them nervous.
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So where does that leave us?
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How about this. We've never done a show with a real audience where the two of
us are interacting the way we are in the new material. You haven't said anything to Cardamum have you?
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No.
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Good. So let's do this one show together, see how it goes, and we'll decide what to do afterwards.
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Okay.
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Okay then.
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