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Get lost, freak.
Excuse me? "Get lost, freak?" Hold on Nafta. "Get lost freak" is how you respond to my friend showing you the respect he thought you deserved?
Stifle it, puffy.
Let's go, Nafta. So long you bitter old goat.
Oooh that hurts! A kitten called me a name! Ouch!
Oh my word! Not a kitten. A failed bill! I've really been put in my place by a failed bill and a trade treaty in the form of a cigarette!
He's a scroll, moron.
A scroll! Well now that works! Good thing we have NAFTA here in the form of a scroll to remind us that NAFTA is written on paper and paper once came in the form of scroll. That's some powerfull stuff. You're really pushing the envelope there NAFTA boy!
So why are you a tree, smart-ass?
I bore a fruit called war, loser.
I don't think so.
Because you're stupid? And what's with the "silent one" act, NAFTA?
No, I think it's because you're the Versailles Treaty...
Don't say you can't talk! You could talk if you wanted to!
And Treaty sounds a lot like "tree."
You're a walking speaker cone for Christ's sake!
You are the Versailles Tree-ty!
Shut up, chive!
You're the Versailles Tree-ty!
Tree-ty! Tree-ty! Tree-ty!
[Exit NAFTA and The McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Proposal.]
And what's with the mascara NAFTA!
to be continued