- NAFTA
- Versailles Treaty! Versailles Treaty!
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- MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
- Versailles!
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- NAFTA
- Versailles Treaty!
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- MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
- Hey Versailles!
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- NAFTA
- Damn! I’m an idiot! I put it off and I put it off and now it’s too late because it’s dead.
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- MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
- Dead? Why would it be dead? It can’t be dead. NAFTA, you’re a sap. It’s ignoring us.
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- NAFTA
- It wouldn't do that. It’s dead.
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- MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
- Come on Versailles, cut the act.
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- NAFTA
- It's dead.
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- OLD MAN SITTING ON A BENCH:
- It has no leaves, no photosynthesis, no sugar except in it's roots. It's December. It's dormant.
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- NAFTA
- So it will wake up in...April?
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- OLD MAN
- You are certain this is the Versailles Treaty?
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- NAFTA
- Yes, we spoke to it in September.
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- OLD MAN
- I see no reason not to expect it to wake up in April, possibly March.
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- NAFTA
- Can it hear us now?
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- OLD MAN
- I don't know.
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- NAFTA
- Hello Versailles Treaty. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot, but... Anyway, thanks for the artificial larynx idea. Um...I guess we'll see you in March. Or sooner. We'll come by if we're in the neighborhood. I hope you're doing well. Happy Holidays. See you later.
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