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NAFTA
Versailles Treaty! Versailles Treaty!
 
MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
Versailles!
 
NAFTA
Versailles Treaty!
 
MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
Hey Versailles!
 
NAFTA
Damn! I’m an idiot! I put it off and I put it off and now it’s too late because it’s dead.
 
MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
Dead? Why would it be dead? It can’t be dead. NAFTA, you’re a sap. It’s ignoring us.
 
NAFTA
It wouldn't do that. It’s dead.
 
MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
Come on Versailles, cut the act.
 
NAFTA
It's dead.
 
OLD MAN SITTING ON A BENCH:
It has no leaves, no photosynthesis, no sugar except in it's roots. It's December. It's dormant.
 
NAFTA
So it will wake up in...April?
 
OLD MAN
You are certain this is the Versailles Treaty?
 
NAFTA
Yes, we spoke to it in September.
 
OLD MAN
I see no reason not to expect it to wake up in April, possibly March.
 
NAFTA
Can it hear us now?
 
OLD MAN
I don't know.
 
NAFTA
Hello Versailles Treaty. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot, but... Anyway, thanks for the artificial larynx idea. Um...I guess we'll see you in March. Or sooner. We'll come by if we're in the neighborhood. I hope you're doing well. Happy Holidays. See you later.
 









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