Oakland

Sanitary seat covers and Enlightenment--all complimentary

Location

Corner of 51st and Broadway

Directions

This is a strip mall so watch yourself. Look for Emil Villa's Hickory Pit and then the River's Edge reservoir theme hangout. From there you'll see Longs Drugs. Go in and straight to back of store, into mensroom, to the seat cover dispensor where it is written.

Discoverer

Dobie D

Discoverer Commentary

Sure it's rooted in bad pun graffiti, but there's something special about the chrontope here that opens the mind to possibilities and vast wonders.