celery, peanut butter, and black sesame seeds with text embedded

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  1. 1.1 Relax. Your head is an automobile...parking...gently parallel parking on your neck.
  2. 1.2 Use a snorkel to apply lotions to the upper back. No need for a saluting 3/4-scale Hitler mannequin.
  3. 1.3 Now neck and shoulder tension is expelled, an oily black venom running down, down into the lower back.
  4. 1.4 Dress up peanut-buttered celery with a sprinkling of black sesame seeds.