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1. 8.1 Golden light illuminates you from every direction. Your shadow takes refuge in your urethra, not amused.
2. 8.2 And here comes Richard Branson. And he wants to balloon with you. And you can see your house not on fire.
3. 8.3 As you load boxed beverages into the fridge, flip up the plastic tops so you’ll always know an opened box by its closed top.
4. 8.4 Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberelaxthefeeeeet.